Posted by
RUSS, 5 years ago:
well?
Posted by
RUSS, 5 years ago:
how can you vote apathy?
you must have a favourite
Posted by
Sul, 5 years ago:
When you're as desperate as me you dont care at all RUSS. :/
Its an obvious choice i think ;)
Also, is brazilian not the same as landing strip?
Posted by
Sul, 5 years ago:
Not at all. A landing strip is thicker.
Posted by
Rosie, 5 years ago:
how do you lot know so much about this then?
Posted by
RUSS, 5 years ago:
it's called porn, rosie available in every high street in the land ;-)
Posted by
Rosie, 5 years ago:
Oh right.
YUK.
please god tell me that YUK wasn't aimed at porn.
Posted by
Sul, 5 years ago:
Yes rosie, it will spoil our whole perception of you!
Posted by
Rosie, 5 years ago:
I'm not really a big porn fan to tell the truth.
i think its funny and it just starts me giggling.
Why would ppl wanna sit and watch it on the telly? Why not just go out and do it?
cos some people can't Rosie
Posted by
Rosie, 5 years ago:
Everybody can go out and get laid if they want to.
Posted by
Sul, 5 years ago:
and prostitues are currently forming a group to sue me for loss of earnings so they're off the cards. Apparently after having sex with me it puts you off for life. Its weird because I enjoyed it.
Posted by
Rosie, 5 years ago:
Oh bless you sul! I bet your not that bad in bed!
;)
To quote some famous funny person whos name i can't remember, "Masturbation is just sex with someone i love"
Posted by
Rosie, 5 years ago:
I'm not saying wanking is shit. I mean it can help "oil the wheels" - if you get what I mean. But I don't understand the mucky video/magazine thing.
Posted by
Sul, 5 years ago:
Oh Rosie I could show you thing or two about how not to do it I can tell you ;)
Posted by
Sul, 5 years ago:
An aid to the imagination that we'd rather not use. To quote MBB - "Just grab your favourite mag and yank your plank".
Posted by
RUSS, 5 years ago:
apparently, it is different for men and women though, your mob rosie like to make up fantasies and think about stuff, whilst we like to look at neked ladies
Posted by
Rosie, 5 years ago:
My fella says he never has a barclays.
is he telling me the truth?
( I don't care either way )
Posted by
Rosie, 5 years ago:
do you think so?
liar chay and Rosie he is saying never ever or never since you?
Posted by
Rosie, 5 years ago:
never "on his own".
I mean, i've seen him do it - but you know, we were in bed and stuff.
Posted by
Sul, 5 years ago:
He's lying his ginger arse off Rosie. Its built into a blokes system. We cant stop ourselves.
Posted by
Rosie, 5 years ago:
oh.
the bullshitting bastard.
i don't even care. but he could at least own up to it when I ask him.
yeah kick his nuts in for lying to you rosie
Posted by
Rosie, 5 years ago:
Oh! I don't care.
I wank off in the bath and don't tell him about it.
Well you should take pictures and put them on the internet, or maybe a film
Posted by
Rosie, 5 years ago:
No he doesn't.
are you sure? I would know...
Posted by
RUSS, 5 years ago:
how do you know? he may be in a forum full of women discussing what they get up to
Posted by
Rosie, 5 years ago:
How? How could you possibly know if some one was wanking in the bath?
I don't leave the door open or anything...
Going for a piss afterwards theres a certain 'something' in the air..its like you can smell it. *snigger*
Sorry, i havent talked so much pish in a while..
Posted by
Rosie, 5 years ago:
you fibber.
you had me worried there for a second!
LOL..sorry Rosie, i am bored at work.
Posted by
Rosie, 5 years ago:
your forgiven.
Hey, nov is trying to get into your pants, you lucky bastard.
Posted by
RUSS, 5 years ago:
the only that is stopping them is 3000 miles
I know...but we can work around that ;D
That we can, that we can. It is called an airline ticket. :) Or we can just play with ourselves while on the tele talking dirty.
on the tele? you're not going to broadcast are you Nov?
Hell no. That is between me and him.
But if it is on the tele how can you stop us, just tune it in to the right station
Tele = Television
Phone = Telephone
:)
chandler=funny one from friends
chay=doesn't
no chay is fucking funny too :D
who voted for bushy? (no jokes about the president please)
dammit, i had a shitload of jokes for that.
Chay might be funny to you red but the rest of us he is boring
yeah yeah beargod and you try too damned hard to be "wacky" and "krazy" :P
"whooo i'm beargod I'm a bit mad i am"
(like that Colin guy in the fast show with the "wacky" ties.)
so nah nah neeh nah nah
ARGHHHHHH - Sarah is listening to the White Stripes AGAIN!!!
Kill me please - someone!!
I don't try, the "Trying too hard" bit that I show that comes naturally
I find you highly hilarious BG, its that chay whos a bit of a tool.
[star removed by chay cos you didnt earn that one]
:)
stop giving yourself stars. you have to EARN them!
haha whoops i edited same time you did!!! sorry!
Chay has a very nice tool oops..
heehee. and em has a nice toolbox
why don't you two star a garage? I'm sure you'll have enought tools for a decent sized tool case!
"star a garage" is that so we can service the car belonging to the star in a car?
i voted for bushy. ooh dear.
booger... I hate typos...
I meant start... (if you hadn't already guessed...)
Hey, and leave the star in the car out of this...
:)
Wow. I didn't know Beargod looked like this:
www.epilogue.net/cgi/databa...
Posted by
Miki, 2 months ago:
he doesn't
he's nice and cuddely